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Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your...
hopelovebelieve: Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead! fuck you omg WHY DID I FALL FOR THIS.
That moment "WheN pEOplE tyPe LikE tHis"
kittensandcookiesalike: Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
That feeling when your parents allowed you to do...
When you find out you've been singing the wrong...
Nah man, the singer got it wrong.
Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student:...
I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
shaniimarie: And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?” AND HOW DIDN’T ANYBODY SEE THEM DO IT ??
I hate posts that say "if you don't reblog this...
i mean, if i didn’t have a heart.. i’d be dead.
That awkward moment when you see URLs with a...
wevegoneourseparateways: expectation : reality :
Tumblr all the time
beautifulspeciality: When I am sick, I’m like: When I have homework, I’m like: When there’s a visitor, I’m like: When my mom/dad talks to me, I’m like: When someone chats me on facebook, I’m like: When I’m at my best friend’s house, I’m like: When there’s a fight at my house, I’m like: When there’s a quiz tomorrow, I’m like: When it’s breakfast/lunch/dinner time, I’m...
When the teacher sees me chewing gum:
When I see "Explain" on a test..
That awkward moment when you're singing alone and...
That awkward moment when your parents introduce...
-anphan: They’re all like: “IS THIS YOUR CHILD?” And you’re just like: And then they’re like: “Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!” And you’re just like:
That awkward moment when you think that someone is...
When you look in the mirror and actually feel good...
lol, and then you bring out the camera to take a picture then your looking like
When a teacher is talking about her kid in class,...
br0ther: “OH GOD. YOU HAVE SEX.”
When your dvd player says 'No disc' when there is...
Waiting behind a door to scare someone, then...
When someone calls my name:
awesomeaite: Expectation: Reality:
When someone puts their hand over my mouth to shut...
carefreeboy: LOL THIS IS SO ME
Looking at pictures of yourself and realising...
Reblog if you know who these two are
When people write fuck like this: f**k
frankieroislife: Dude, relax. It’s the internet
Passing a test you thought you failed:
Failing a test you thought you passed:
According to Pink, I'm fucking perfect. So fuck...
But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect. But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework But according to Bruno Mars, I’m amazing, just the way I am According to Antoine Dodson you’re dumb.
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
That awkward moment in an exam when you think
tumblr-funniest: “I’ve never seen this shit in my entire life”
That awkward moment when you're in the dark and...
That feeling when small children insult you and...
Trying to do a cute hair flick.
thewisepickle: Expectations: Reality:
When You drink water and there's a little black...
I look back on some of the people I liked & just...
When people think it's okay to say something...
Those people at your school who have billions of...
and you’re like:
i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is...
I’m all like
When you don't want to look lonely so you pull out...
5 new followers on Tumblr..
5 new friend requests on Facebook:
When you wink at someone
invaderjiro: Expectation: Reality:
When you lose your phone and it's on silent.